I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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