Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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