But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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