shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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