Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
as a side note pls kill me
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