I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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