Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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