epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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