In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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