But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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