Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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