Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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