it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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