Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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