the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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