Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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