OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She bit a glass in half.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Found the puke drawer
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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