I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Randomize
