she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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