Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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