My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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