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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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