he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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