don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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