you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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