She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You work out of a Hotel?
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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