He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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