Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
operation harelip BJ is a go
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
