they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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