Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
one might say we're banned from that church
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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