I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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