I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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