Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
pray to the hookup gods
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
