The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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