I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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