i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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