id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
