Having a random hookup so left but love u
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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