Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I could fuck to npr.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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