Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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