she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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