i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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