everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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