Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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