Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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