what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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