windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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