I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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