they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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