dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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